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The title is the name of a song belonged to Leehom Wong, my favorite male artist, who is both versatile and struggling which is appreciated by lots of his fans including me. Neglecting his superior appearance, he is still premium in my eyes!
Last Sunday a party
It couldn't be worse than the period I spent since the early days in 2008. Unexpected changes had disturbed my lives abruptly. I looked depressed
Fortunately, I have got some sincere friends around me whose friendship is deserved to be cherished forever. I always can be encouraged by them as long as I complain about the embarrassment and anger arising from my lives. I am hereby obliged to those who help me out from the pessimism in the form of MSN, organization of periodic activities etc. in particular! Entertainment唐僧的家书:
亲爱的悟空,我这封信写的很慢,因为知道你看字不快。 我们已经搬家了,不过地址没改,因为搬家的时候把门牌带来了。
这礼拜下两次雨,第一次下3天,第二次下4天。 昨天我们去买比撒,店员问我要切成8片还是12片,我说8片就成了,12片吃不完。
我给你寄去件外套,怕邮寄时超重,把扣子剪下来放口袋里了。 嫦娥生了,因为不知道是男是女,所以不知道你是该当舅舅还是阿姨。
最后告诉你本来想给你寄钱。可是信封已经封上了。 六一快到了,别忘了给孩子们讲讲很久很久很久以前的事: 那时候天还是蓝的,水也是绿的,庄稼是长在地里的,猪肉是可以放心吃的,耗子还是怕猫的,法庭是讲理的,结婚是先谈恋爱的,理发店是只管理发的,药是可以治病的,医生是救死扶伤的,拍电影是不需要陪导演睡觉的,照相是要穿衣服的,欠钱是要还的,孩子的爸爸是明确的,卖狗肉是不能挂羊头的,结婚了是不能泡MM的,买东西是要付钱的,看完不转发出去是要被打屁股的。
等咱中国强大了,全叫老外考中文四六级!文言文太简单,全用毛笔答题,这是便宜他们。惹急了一人一把刀一个龟壳,刻甲骨文!论文题目就叫:论三个代表!到了考听力的时候全都用歌,《双截棍》听两遍,《菊花台》只能听一遍。告诉他们这是中国人说话最正常的语速!阅读理解全是政府工作报告,口试要求唱京剧,实验就考包粽子,考死他们...... |
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